Do I have any hair left???

Oi Vey! I have been stuck for 2 days straight in the house with a sick 22 month old. He is whiney, snotty, and hangin all over me. UGH! Meanwhile, "Baby Beluga" was in class for his job from 8-4, then when he gets home, he's grumpy. I am pulling my hair out runnin around after the baby and the other "baby" gets to sit on his butt and watch tv because, ready for this....he is tired! Ha! I'm sorry, I was up at 4am, then 5am, then 8am with the baby yesterday morning, then he wouldn't eat and wouldn't nap until 1pm. Even then I couldn't sleep because when he doesn't feel well, he likes to lay on me with my hair in his hand. So I am uncomfortable from the hair being pulled and sweating like crazy because he is so darn hot blooded.
To top it off, today, he ate (Yay!), but would not take a nap! So I was constantly wiping his nose, which (OMG!) he hates, so I have to pin him down to wipe his nose as he screams bloody murder. My head is gonna explode! :-O I need a mommy break!
He may be demon spawn, but I still love the little turd!

The Adventures of Brandon the frog baby!

So my son has started a new thing. He loves to hop like a frog and ribbit. Weird, I know, but he is my son. He is also a fan of the jibber-jabber. It's sounds like he is saying, "A dubby dubby dubby tellatubby." Oh magic! He is now walking around the playroom with a bucket on his head, clapping his hands, and running around, as he jibber-jabbers. I am pretty sure I should just put our video camera on him for a few hours and just sell it for $19.99 plus tax. Let me know if you're interested! LOL!!!

A hour that feels like an eternity....

Do you ever have the feeling your children are just trying to drive you nuts? Ugh! You all know it's true! They have these angel faces with a devlish undertone that just pulls at every nerve in your body. You want to yell and scream and curse, but then they look up at you with their big, brown eyes and it's just....ugh! You know!
Like just now, I have a 21 month old climbing all over me as my other son, almost 8, just laughs at it...which then makes the 21 month year old snort and laugh and proceed to whack me in my boob....The oldest son thinks this is hilarious until his "baby" brother jumps on top of him and proceeds to sit on his head. "I can't breathe! Get him offa me!" Ha! You're on your own bucko!
Then they start the back and forth hitting and I want to scream...I really want to but I can't because, alas, we share a house with my in-laws! Oh joy! Oh rapture! So, then I have to "separate" them. Which really does not help because the 21 month old wants to go with the 8 year old.......When will it stop!!!!